Laois gardaí Road Policing Unit are upping the 'steaks'
Operation Trojan Cow
Laois & Offaly Roads Policing Units are proud to unveil the latest in “Stealth-Pasture” technology.
While some motorists are relying on certain apps to dodge our checkpoints… We’ve taken a more… local approach.
Blending seamlessly into the rural landscapes, these units are capable of monitoring speed, detecting offences, and standing perfectly still for suspiciously long periods of time.
We’ve heard rumours our tactics were becoming “cheesy” But rest assured… the steaks have never been higher when it comes to road safety.
Our Gardaí are trained to remain completely and udderly invisible until it’s too late.
A word to rural speeders:
If a cow is staring directly at you… You may already be under observation.
If it has a slight blue glow… You’re at serious risk of a ticket
Mooove along slowly now.
