Learner ‘baked’ on drugs spends night in Laois cell

Learner ‘baked’ on drugs spends night in Laois cell

Laois gardaí drew parallels with The Great British Bake Off as they posted pictures from the scene on social media

A LEARNER driver ‘baked’ on cannabis and opioids spent the night in a garda cell, after an encounter with Laois gardaí.

The car was stopped for doing 165km/h on the M7 motorway yesterday and things quickly turned sour, after the culprit failed a drug test and proved to be an unaccompanied learner driver with no insurance.

Creative gardaí drew parallels with popular TV show The Great British Bake Off, as they posted pictures from the scene on social media.

In a post titled ‘The Great British Bake Off visits County Laois’, tongue-in-cheek gardaí said:

‘On Your Marks, Get Set, BRAKE!

‘Laois RPU stopped this yellow reg BMW speeding at 165 km/h along the M7 yesterday.

‘On approaching this vehicle, the aroma of cannabis would’ve given even Prue and Paul a bad case of the munchies.

‘Our roadside Drug Wipe ‘taste test’ came back positive for cannabis and opiods, confirming that this driver was well and truly ‘baked’ … 

‘And the rest of the recipe wasn’t great either: No insurance; Learner unaccompanied; Live arrest warrant - Definitely not a Star Baker!’ 

Gardaí went on to report that there was no Hollywood handshake, just good old-fashioned handcuffs, as the driver was arrested and brought to a local garda station for an unexpected overnight stay.

Gardaí added: ‘Results of taking the biscuit: Driver arrested, charged and given an overnight stay in the much less comfortable garda tent, before being brought in front of a different type of judge in Tullamore this morning.’ 

 Meanwhile, the vehicle was ‘whisked’ away on the back of a tow truck, after it was impounded by gardaí.

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